Frimpong curls an early low pass towards Boniface near the penalty spot. Kelleher is in no man’s land but Alexander-Arnold forces him away from goal and Boniface shoots wide from an impossible angle. Boniface then slides off the field and into one of the advertising boards. He’s still down and receiving treatment as the game continues.

Wirtz, just outside the area, flickes a superb little pass through to Frimpong. He gets the wrong side of Van Dijk, then goes over just as he’s about to shoot. The referee waves him up and VAR isn’t interested. I’d like to see that again.

“Is your other reader Are any of your other readers finding that the Amazon TV App is crashing every few minutes?” wonders Phil Sawyer. “I mean, in some ways the feed is performing the duty of the Joo Janta 200 Super-Chromatic Peril Sensitive Sunglasses and protecting me from watching anything alarming. At the same time, it would be nice to at least experience the anxiety first hand and actually watch the match.”